"The poorest, the weakest, the simplest child, is born for immortality. This value outweighs the entire material universe, no matter how small a mark this child makes on it. The tiniest infant owns a deathless intellect, and is as immortal as the Father of spirits. No one can tell what this child will become."

~ A Prebyterian Pastor who died in 1873


"And these words that I command you today shall be on your heart. You shall teach them diligently to your children, and shall talk of them when you sit in your house, and when you walk by the way, and when you lie down, and when you rise."

~ (Deuteronomy 6:6-7)

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Lamp Post Front Page News

Stuart Lamp with USA Cycling has hired a new up and coming employee, actually he will become more of a Union for the company and a spokesperson for Stuart. Any complaints will now be directed straight to Mr. Jack Avery Lamp. We are excited about the addition of a Union to USA Cycling. We are hoping Mr. Lamp can adjust quickly and "put out fires" on the work front. We also expect Stuart to be less stressed and frazzled when his wife returns home from work each day.

When asked for a statement from Mr. Jack he replied, "Daaa da, dink?, ancie, and sssssssss" (we were unable to decipher the last comment but it sounded somewhat like a snake, followed by a trail of slobber.)

Welcome Mr. Jack, welcome!


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